How to Make a Homemade Dildo

When you are suddenly taken over by the mood but don’t have your handy toy with you, there is another way of enjoying the moment — making a homemade dildo. What is a homemade dildo? A homemade dildo (it is also called DIY dildo) could technically be any kind of everyday object which you stick inside of yourself. In other words, if you have an object that looks and acts like a penis as well as being made by yourself, you own a homemade dildo. However, how to make a homemade dildo? I will share some ideas with you.

There are three tips you need to know before learning about how to make a homemade dildo.

  • Avoid Infection Use a condom to avoid infection. There could be bacteria on any of the objects you use, and you’re sticking them in a very private part so that you need to make sure you don’t get any sort of bacterial infection down there.
  • Avoid Breakage If you are in the throes of passion, the object you’re using as a dildo could break and you could end up with some sort of object stuck in there, which could make a very awkward emergency room visit. Therefore, avoiding breakage is necessary when you decide to use a homemade dildo.
  • Avoid Pointy Items Don’t put anything pointy that can scratch your insides. Only use smooth objects.

Then I will tell you how to make a homemade dildo. You will have one as long as you are creative. Here are some of the everyday items you might consider turning into a fully homemade dildo.

  • Cucumbers If you are at home and don’t have a sex toy and really in the mood, this one works great. You will find the best homemade dildos are those that resemble the real deal — long and round. Compared to other food-related objects, cucumbers are stiff and sturdy, which makes you more comfortable. To use it, simply get it from your fridge, place a condom on it, add lubricant if needed. Besides cleaning it, there is nothing for prepping it.

  • Carrots. In fact, the carrot is a little small and pointy, but they are still worth a mention. Carrots can be good homemade dildos for beginners, but if you like a big one, then they are no good. If you are planning a trip to the grocery store, then I suggest you buy a cucumber instead.
  • Banana. Banana is a great alternative to cucumbers. Although it is not as sturdy as a cucumber, bananas work well as a second option. The downfall is that bananas go soft pretty quick, but in a hurry, it works and it’s shaped similar to the real thing. If you can, use a banana that hasn’t become ripe yet as it will be firmer, place a condom on it and start your fun. You will want to wash the peel first to ensure it is clean. You should pay attention to the end as well, they can be sharp.

  • Hairbrush. A hairbrush is an object that most people have laying around, which means it’ll be a good homemade dildo. It is not food, so it won’t go stale, and the handles are usually stiff so you won’t have to worry about it going soft. In reality, if you can find a tool handle without a sharp end, then it could very well be the homemade dildo.
  • Shampoo Bottles. Shampoo bottles also can be used as homemade dildos. But remember to choose a small and round one because you need to make sure you are comfortable. If it is possible, don’t use shampoo bottles as they tend to feel too rigid. Moreover, make sure that the bottle is empty before you use it.
  • Ice. Making a homemade dildo out of ice can actually be surprisingly effective. In order for ice dildos to be effective, though, you need some kind of a mold that is in the shape of a penis. Your body is hot while the ice dildo is cold, which makes you more excited. Don’t forget to place a condom over it. You are ready to go.
  • Electric Toothbrushes. If you not only want a homemade dildo but also a homemade vibrator, then an electric toothbrush is a good choice. For use, you should wash it, then place a condom over it like any other object. As it can be sharp, you should avoid being forceful with it. In addition, if you are into anal play, the end of a basic toothbrush works as a homemade toy for anal enjoyment. But electric toothbrushes are expensive, so you might as well get a real vibrator at that point.

After reading this passage about how to make a homemade dildo, how much have you learned about it? Get your homemade dildo and have fun!