How To Make Fake Cum

There’s nothing more exciting to people who are interested in and regularly using a squirting dildo than a cock shooting cum – preferably a lot of it. However, the human body is only capable of producing limited cum for health reasons. In order to save your hard-earned money and still come up with a liquid you can use in your dildos, I want to share some recipes that can make fake cum. I can’t really guarantee how well it takes if you follow the two fake cum recipes. Anyway, it will definitely exceed your expectations.

How To Make Fake Semen

What is Fake Cum

Fake cum is just a lube that looks like cum most of the time. Generally, girls or gay guys will use a sugar mixture if it’s just going on their face or in their mouth. It can be made out of many things, but as noted below, there are quite a lot of downsides to producing your own fake cum. However, harsh chemicals from shampoos and soaps can irritate your eyes and other mucus membranes, and products containing eggs and milk can encourage yeast. Therefore, learning about some proper methods of making fake cum can minimize physical injury. At the same time, you can have a wonderful experience if matching up the sex toys.

3 Ways to Use Your Fake Cum

  • Squirting Dildos

    In case you aren’t aware, you can buy ejaculating dildos which could shoot when you press it. These squirting dildos are often used by people with a cum fetish, as well as men and women who enjoy the feeling of cum being pumped into their body when a sexual partner climaxes. Make fake cum by yourself, and then you can come out into the light of all night with your partner.

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  • Cum as Lube

    In both porn and real-life sex, using cum as lube is very erotic for some people, and it also has the dual-function of lubricating your vagina/bottom at the same time. Using real cum as lube comes with many health risks, especially if you don’t have a long-term and intimate sexual partner, so fake cum lube is a great safer alternative. Maybe you cannot imagine how it is going on, or how outstanding to use fake cum as lube, just purchase one lube as well as making some fake cum. And then have a contrast. I promise it will exceed your expectations.

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  • Men with Erectile Dysfunction

    Some men with erectile dysfunction use fake cum if their partner is turned on by semen but they struggle to produce it on demand. It really helps them rebuild confidence and can enjoy sex with their dearest partner.

Fake Cum Recipes

Recipes 1

You’ll need the following ingredients:

How To Make Fake Cum

  • 1 egg
  • 1 cup of water
  • 2 tablespoons of cornstarch
  • 2 teaspoons of yogurt
  • salt

Take about 1/4 cup of the water and mix it up with the cornstarch. Take the remaining water and put it on the simmer on a stove-top in a pan. Then combine the stirred cornstarch water with the water into the pan and whisk them together. When it gets thick remove it from the burner and let it cool down to room temperature. Next, take the egg and yogurt and mix them with the cornstarch and water mixture. Use a sniff of salt for the real-life experience.

Your magical fake semen is now ready!

If you are not going to use it instantly, make sure you store it in the fridge. The egg and the yogurt don’t do well outside the fridge and might spoil at higher temperatures.

Recipes 2

Be advised, this one is pretty involved and will require more than the usual household goods normally on hand but it is also one of the best looking and realistic tasting of them all.

  • 1 cup water (250 mL)
  • Corn starch, 3 teaspoons (15 mL)
  • Unflavored Gelatin, 3 teaspoons (15 mL)
    Ionics (salt like ingredients)
  • Table salt (NaCl) ¼ teaspoon (1.25 mL)
  • Salt Substitute (pure Potassium Chloride, if possible), ¼ teaspoon (1.25 mL)
  • Baking soda (Sodium BiCarbonate, NaHCO3), ¼ teaspoon (1.25 mL)
  • High fructose corn syrup, 3 teaspoons (15 mL)
  • Optional, Household bleach (6% Sodium Hypochlorite), ¼ teaspoon (1.25 mL)

The bleach should not only give this a realistic smell, but it helps prevent spoilage. This should last well over a week in the refrigerator, and possibly even longer. But you have to take a measure of it based on your body’s condition.

Every recipe I’ve found on Google says you need at least one egg so you might actually be out of luck for right now. That’s really funny. Actually, some materials are not so necessary. I wouldn’t use anything with sugar when making fake cum because that can trigger a yeast infection if put on your genitals. Therefore, not all methods are right for you. You need to look at the recipes and have a try with each method. Test, test, and test again. Finally, you can get the most proper method of making fake cum. I hope you can find your perfect formula.